Would you remarry? jijiji
Would you remarry?
> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the
> Wife looks over at him and asks the question….
>
> WIFE: ‘What would you do if I died? Would you get married
> Again?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Definitely not!’
>
> WIFE:! ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Of course I do..’
>
> WIFE: ‘Then why wouldn’t you remarry?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Okay, okay, I’d get married again.’
>
> WIFE: ‘You would?’ (with a hurt look)
>
> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you live in our house?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Sure, it’s a great house.’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you sleep with her in our bed?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Where else would we sleep?’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you let her drive my car?’
>
> HUSB AND: ‘Probably, it is almost new.’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you replace my pictures with hers?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘That would seem like the proper thing to do.’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you give her my jewelry?’
>
> HUSBAND: ‘No, I’m sure she’d want her own.’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would you take her golfing with you?
>
> HUSBAND: ‘Yes, those are always good times.’
>
> WIFE: ‘Would she use my clubs?
>
> HUSBAND: ‘No, she’s left-handed.’
>
> WIFE: — silence –
>
> HUSBAND: ‘shit.’
